Category: Dilemmas, problems, mishaps and scrapes

Sometimes a stick is not good enough…and neither is a spoon

It’s hard to explain your dilemma when you can’t get a word in edgeways

Oh for the simple days of a greasy spoon caff.

There are some people who simply chose the wrong career

This actually happened. Not in Aldi but in a supermarket that no longer exists. It happened in the 1970’s when this kind of behaviour was more accepted.

You can never accuse a Northerner of not thinking things through….

The kind of thing to keep a northerner awake at night.

Sometimes hiding under the stairs can be a good thing – especially if you have a grumpy window cleaner