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Moira’s party piece
Why it is important to keep an eye on your underwear..
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Bernard Halstead’s bowels
If there is one thing a northerner appreciates it is a good riposte
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You must remember
A trip down memory lane
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Bad luck
Careful what you shoot!
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The perils of strong ale
Should have listened to Kevin…..
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Keep it down!
Some people’s talents are just not appreciated.
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Lectric
Talking the hind legs off a donkey is something for which some Northerners have a real penchant.
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Medical science
Posterior for posterity…
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Oh
There were two lads from a village near Preston who used to go out for a few beers every Friday. One of them became completely unintelligible after a few pints and his friend seemed to feel it was his job to act as interpreter. This is based on them.
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Poetic licence
All great writers have to start somewhere….